I find myself in the unusual position, this week, of parenting solo while my husband is on a business trip. This has never happened. There are business trips aplenty in this household, but it's always me traveling. And I always go alone. Solo. Like a wolf.
Well, that's not strictly true, but the exception clarifies the rule: once, when my girl was six months old, my department sent me on a graduate recruiting trip to my alma mater, and I said that since I was breastfeeding I could only do it if my daughter came, and if my daughter came I could only get any work done if my husband came too.
Can you believe they paid for all of us? We saved on hotel costs by all staying with my husband's parents, but really! Three of us flying thousands of kilometres to do a recruiting trip! It was crazy, of course: my daughter fussed for the entire flight, there AND back, the time change was hell, my boobs were like rocks every time I left my daughter for more than 90 minutes, my husband was solo parenting in someone else's house, out of our collective routine. Nobody slept. I hardly remember a thing. I barely knew if I was coming or going, it was 40 below, and I was worried about everything. Good times!
Yeah. So now I travel alone.
I've been to Denmark, England, Alberta, British Columbia (yearly), Northern Ontario, Maryland, California, and Michigan (three times) without my family. I've ordered room service and luxuriated in hotel robes. I've done yoga on pebble beaches. I've plucked oranges from trees growing along the sidewalk. I've slept in. I've done audio tours of historic buildings. Of course, I've also cooled my heels in what feels like 50 versions of the same awful, soul-sucking airport, having my dignity and shampoo alike confiscated. I've sat through innumerable presentations in uncomfortable chairs with very poor coffee to sustain me. I've crammed myself into hotel rooms the size of my bathroom. I've had jet lag and panic attacks and indigestion.
I do know that I get a lot more work done, and that I'm better able to manage the various stresses of traveling when I'm alone. I know I'm freer to network, to devote myself to conference sessions and meeting colleagues, and making the most of the book fair, then getting enough sleep and alone time to do it all again the next day. But I really do wish I could share the Viking Museum in Roskilde with my husband, bring my girl to see the tulip festival in Ottawa, lie on the rock beach at Brighton with them both so we could all have the sense memory of that incredible sound of waves and pebbles ebbing and flowing. I have one particularly pitiful memory of a four hour layover in Amsterdam where I set myself up in an airport bar and closely examined all 2000+ family photos on my computer, in chronological order, a sped-up version of This is Your Life that seemed to rip my heart in two.
Academics have to go to conferences. It's an inescapable fact of professional life. If you have a family, there are two ways to play it. Either you turn that conference in England (say) into a family vacation, bringing everyone with you, and staying some extra time before or after the working part of the trip--or you don't. I don't. And if I'm being perfectly honest, that's probably the best arrangement for me and my family.
What do you do?