I love the department holiday party. I have always loved these affairs, from the very first one I attended nervously as a Masters student, to the first one I attended nervously as a PhD student, to the first one I attended nervously as a new Assistant Professor, all the way to the ones I now (nervously, natch) host.
- 24 empty bottles of wine
- 18 empty bottles of beer
- 5 king cans, hidden under the dining room table
- 4 bags of ice
- 2 trays of sushi
- 2 vegetable platter
- 1 tray of sweets
- 1 cheese platter
- 2 boxes of Carr's water crackers
- 4 bowls of cheesies
- 3 ramekins of homemade nuts-and-bolts
- 1 Christmas cactus
- 1 pointsettia
- 2 hostess gifts of cookies
- 1 daughter in a taffeta dress offering one cheesie to each incoming guest
- 0 edible leftovers of any kind
- untold amounts of shortbread ground into the floor
- vast amounts of wine spilled: on the walls of three rooms, the kitchen cupboards, the floor
- 15 guests shooed out after midnight
- 3 leftover mittens
- 1 lost bicycle light
It's the kind of thing, actually, that makes me think about the general segregations of everyday life. About how narrow my own life is, in general, and how much like sticks to like. In playing host to so many different people, I'm aware of doing some ... stretching to make everyone feel at ease, and this reflects on the insularity of my own life rather than on anyone else's awkwardness. I'll find some toys for the two year old, and then, across the room, all of a sudden, a Master's student I taught a required undergraduate course to several years ago. Asking a former chair about his European adventures over the last decade and a half and then joining a conversation among twenty-somethings about long-distance relationships. I'm at a place in my life where I know what daycare costs, what constitutes a good mortgage rate, how to distinguish gins in blind tastings, what it feels like to get older, how to be "appropriate" in company, what's happening in the New York Times and The Guardian. I don't know which are / if there are any good live music venues here. Do people go out dancing? Where? Good, cheap ethnic food? Dunno. Used bookstores? What? What happens after 8pm around this town? I have no idea. What do apartments cost? Bus routes to the grocery store? So parties can lead into new conversations, for everyone. Even meeting colleagues in this context can lead in new directions than might usually be traversed: you experience different conversation prompts while trying to wipe soy sauce off the wall than you do around the committee table waiting for the meeting chair to show up.
One of the great things about a really good party is mixing socially with people who are not exactly like me, and in situations that are not the norm. (I say not exactly, because we were averaging about two degrees in English apiece.) Candles and students and spouses and everyone in their socks and sparkly things / nicer pants.
Long live the holiday party, I say, a bit of fun and magic in a mostly routinized term.